Last week, Lady Gaga (one of my favorite musicians) once again broke her ass on the floor wearing massive platform shoes. According to the news that quickly blew this out of proportion:

“The pop performance artist fell on her face Wednesday at London’s Heathrow airport while wearing what looked to be 10-inch platform boots that continue up her thighs and take the form of black-leather chaps.”

She definitely resembled Pan, yeah Pan, the Greek god(above). In my opinion she was asking to fall with those big ass boots on. She literally fell like Jack knocked her out the beanstalk. When asked about the incident Lady Gaga commented saying she wouldn’t have fallen if it weren’t for the despicable old lady and 5 kids that lived in her shoe (right). The fall was captured almost seemlessly by papparrazi as if the photographer was geniusly recreating the evolution of mankind..Below we see Ms. Gaga rising from the ground as a quadrupedal, rapidly shape shifting into a two legged retro sapien.

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