While we’re on the topic of japanese food..did u know that apparently every year in Japan, 23,000 dolphins are killed and labeled as “whale meat,” then stuffed into Japanese children’s free lunch. Yeah, really. But, to Americans this despicable act doesn’t come without a price tag. We call it Starkist. (above)Yummmyyy. 

Ok, not really, but I do find it suspicious that they have a dolphin on the front! But back in Japan it’s said the dead dolphin blood turns the seawater red. So, this is just my opinion….i think that in an effort to mimic smart business practice, these Japanese dolphin assassins should break out the red and into the black…literally…by taking advantage of the BP oil spill. Japanese whalers can ship out to the Gulf of Mexico and hunt all the dead dolphins. Killing two birds with one stone, they have the delight of harpooning dolphins without the fuss and hassle of chasing them. Maybe right now your asking what if Japanese kids ask about the black oil gushing out their dolphin meat…dont worry, it could be easily played off as chocolate.

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