In recent news…“A couple from Salinas, California faced child endangerment charges after police say they tried to sell their 6-month-old baby for $25 outside Walmart.” Now this story is absolutely hurtful. These quote on quote parents, in my opinion, should be tossed in Guantanamo and given marketing classes… $25 is way too much money to charge for an infant! And to add insult to injury, if you’re going to sell your child (out of all places, Walmart) at least have the decency to discount the product! Put a happy face sticker on him. Everybody knows that we’re in a recession. Otherwise drag your ass over to Target and sell that $25 baby to the people that can afford it. They’re usually sipping Frappaccinos.

Anyway, I mean, c’mon Hollywood is the hotspot for buying babies, right? Not Salinas. Now a days there’s no market for Caucasian babies outside of Los Angeles. This is common knowledge. If the parents involved were indeed black or hispanic, even Asian, and relocated to the Chanel shop on lets say…Rodeo drive…there’s no doubt in my mind they couldn’t have made the sale. Angelina, Brad, Tom Cruise… they purchase children like slave traders. Even Sandra Bullock would have delightfully accepted their offer, probably with a photo op for some magazine cover. Although these children will be obviously raised by Mexican immigrants while their movie star parents are off frolicking at some big film shoot for a summer blockbuster….its cool because at least they have the guts to defy whats “trendy.” Movie stars set the trends.

Lets look at the 72 year old Morgan Freeman, great father figure by the way, and in an effort to defy trendyness he actually assumed the responsibility of raising his grand-step daughter (clap) only to then marry her once she reached the ripe old age of 27…an incestial leap that would indeed make Sigmund Freud jealous. In recent light of this situation Darryl V. , an obvious incest supporter from the internet commented with rave reviews saying….and this is word for word:

Who would ever thought that Morgan was THAT big of a playa! Wow…a 72 yr. old and a 27 yr. old. Right now Morgan you are the MAN! Girlfriend got you kicking the wife AND THE MISTRESS to the curb. Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee ye! – Darryl V.

I have two responses for this character. First off Darryl V. (pronounced with a strong ennunciation on the “V”) his goddam name isn’t MORGAN! My second thought is that this is why the world hates the United States. Terrorist want to destroy us. Period. Due to shit like this, I can’t make this up…Google it.

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